I saw the headline, and I automatically assumed that this was an actual “scandal” that Fox News was cooking up.
Now I finally understand the “both sides are the same” folks
It took me way too many bites of this onion to realize what I was eating. Well done.
Conservatism has become identical to parodies of conservatism.
I got to family bbq and I was like what, why does this even matter…. Yes. Nice job onion
And Harris still chose him! They are trying to cover up #cornholegate
/S
Tim Walz inflated the score of the other team because they weren’t doing so well.
WeLfArE StAtE!
ParTiCIpaTIOn mEdALS!
That’s it! I’m voting Trump. Where do I register as a Dutch citizen?
I’m a Republican that does their Own Research and this article PROVES Tim Walz is a HORRIBLE Person and only TRUMP who had an affair while his Wife was Pregnant is Fit to Lead the Country!
Mother fucker won’t get away with this!
Next you’re gonna tell me the fish he caught on a fishing trip in '99 was slightly smaller than he described. Outrageous.
The Onion is fake news! It wasn’t Walter Mondale who did the photo op in the tank. It was Michael Dukakis. FAKE NEWS
Well that settles it, I’m voting for the Buff.
In other words doing dad stuff. Sounds like the “opposition” is against fatherhood now
I know a lot of yous don’t read past the headline, so rest assured he had a good reason. His cousins were starving, so he inflated his score to end the game sooner and put the snags on the barbie. Everyone in the family forgave him when he put on a bloody ripper apron that was painted to make him look like he was budgie smuggling.
Bags by itself sounds weird, but beanbags doesn’t bother me.
Don’t give them ideas, HT…
His brother already shared that his “big story” was no one wanted to sit next to Tim on road trips as a child because he used to get car sick.
Is that real? That legitimately sounds like an Onion article itself.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jeff-walz-tim-walz-brother-carsickness_n_66d8ae04e4b09a3ee66d3568
Walz had implied in his Facebook posts that he had stories suggesting that his younger brother isn’t “the type of character you want making decisions about your future.” But in the segment Wednesday, he admitted to NewsNation that he didn’t have any political bombshells ― just some stomach-turning anecdotes.
“Nobody wanted to sit with him, because he had car sickness and would always throw up on us, that sort of thing,” Walz said. “There’s really nothing else hidden behind there. People are assuming something else. There’s other stories like that, but I think that probably gives you the gist of it.”
What a weird thing to talk about out loud. That feels like a joke you’d make at Thanksgiving, not publicly in the middle of a vice presidential campaign.
It’s real. Surprised that didn’t make it to nottheonion right away. Maybe I missed it.
I knew it! Tim Waltz, you’re going down.
The Hard Times
Edited. Thanks!
