• Rentlar@lemmy.caEnglish
    45·
    6 hours ago

    Are we absolutely sure, someone in German military command didn’t pull out a file labeled “Unerwartethochwassersturmkriegangriffplan” from a dusty old cabinet somewhere, in anticipation of this natural disaster?

    • AGuyAcrossTheInternet@fedia.io
      26·
      4 hours ago

      Dear god, no, just imagine the bureaucracy. First you have to contact the Bundesamt für Soldatenspontangrenzüberschreitung for a Überraschungshochwasservortäuschungsmanöverbewegungskriegsplanerlaubnisantragsvorlage.

  • IkarusHagen2@feddit.orgEnglish
    262·
    6 hours ago

    We germans are sure to return criminal and illegal floods on our border to the original country! No water from poland here, the water arrived there first and thus has to stay there!

    • PugJesus@lemmy.worldEnglish
      8·
      3 hours ago

      We all know Germans reject all water that doesn’t have its papers properly filled out and signed in triplicate.

  • YourPrivatHaterEnglish
    34·
    4 hours ago

    Sadly, after what their last government did this is actually necessary.

    • Wrufieotnak@feddit.orgEnglish
      61·
      2 hours ago

      I mean, I didn’t like Merkel either, but she wasn’t that bad to be warned about.

      • YourPrivatHaterEnglish
        6·
        2 hours ago

        PISS propagated for years that Germany is run by nazis that would say that the polish committed the holocaust and what not…