fne8w2ah@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoGlass Antenna Turns Windows Into 5G Base Stations - IEEE Spectrumspectrum.ieee.orgexternal-linkmessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1215arrow-down11cross-posted to: futurology@futurology.todaytechnik@feddit.orgscience@mander.xyz
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minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up66arrow-down7·edit-22 months agooh great, even more ways for the cia to hide their cancer guns Edit: Apparently that wasn’t obvious enough. This is really cool.
minus-squareBluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·edit-22 months agoTin foil on your balls or labia will stop 5G from entering your brain. If all else fails, try rectal carrots. They have cyanidin 3-ferulylxyloglucosyl galactoside which block receptors in the soul from receiving 410 MHz to 7125 MHz frequencies.
minus-squareXeroxCool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 months ago recital carrots And I suddenly really want to play piano
minus-squarepixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoRectal carrots are great even without the privacy benefits
minus-squarewhatwhatwhatwhat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months ago recital carrots I don’t know why, but I read this as “rectal carrots”. Like some sort of a carrot suppository. Brb, I’m gonna try something…
minus-squareBluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoLol i actually meant that. I don’t use autocorrect and proofreading is sorry missed.
minus-squarewhatwhatwhatwhat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoThat’s hilarious. The Lemmy hive mind is definitely forming.
minus-squareASDraptor@lemmy.autism.placelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27arrow-down1·2 months agoYou clearly don’t do conspiracy well, do you? It’s common knowledge that 5G is not for cancer. It’s for the mind controlling chips we all got installed with our COVID shot! Duh!! /s (just in case)
minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoit can be both; the microchips are from private interests, the cancer is from the state.
minus-squareaStonedSanta@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·2 months agoI got so many microchips in my blood. I’m 🧲. /s
minus-squareP1nkman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoI got wireless charging from the vaccine! Too bad it only works where there’s lots of blood circulation, so it only works when I’m erect.
minus-squareleisesprecher@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·2 months agoPublic private partnership ♥️♥️♥️
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoYeah it was 3G that gave brain cancer.
oh great, even more ways for the cia to hide their cancer guns
Edit: Apparently that wasn’t obvious enough. This is really cool.
Tin foil on your balls or labia will stop 5G from entering your brain. If all else fails, try rectal carrots. They have cyanidin 3-ferulylxyloglucosyl galactoside which block receptors in the soul from receiving 410 MHz to 7125 MHz frequencies.
And I suddenly really want to play piano
Rectal carrots are great even without the privacy benefits
I don’t know why, but I read this as “rectal carrots”. Like some sort of a carrot suppository.
Brb, I’m gonna try something…
Lol i actually meant that. I don’t use autocorrect and proofreading is sorry missed.
That’s hilarious. The Lemmy hive mind is definitely forming.
You clearly don’t do conspiracy well, do you?
It’s common knowledge that 5G is not for cancer. It’s for the mind controlling chips we all got installed with our COVID shot! Duh!!
/s (just in case)
it can be both; the microchips are from private interests, the cancer is from the state.
I got so many microchips in my blood. I’m 🧲.
/s
I got wireless charging from the vaccine! Too bad it only works where there’s lots of blood circulation, so it only works when I’m erect.
Public private partnership ♥️♥️♥️
Yeah it was 3G that gave brain cancer.