The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 1 month agoYour party enters the cave of Caerbannoglemmy.worldimagemessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1716arrow-down16
arrow-up1710arrow-down1imageYour party enters the cave of Caerbannoglemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 1 month agomessage-square36fedilink
minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up68·1 month agoWhen danger reared its ugly head, Brave Sir Robin turned his tail and fled
minus-squarecjoll4@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up39·1 month agoYes Brave Sir Robin turned about and gallantly he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!
minus-squarethreelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month ago“In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Sir Robin’s minstrels… and there was much rejoicing.”
minus-squareshoop@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 month agoHis head smashed in and his heart cut out. And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged. And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off. And his penis-
When danger reared its ugly head, Brave Sir Robin turned his tail and fled
Yes Brave Sir Robin turned about and gallantly he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!
“In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Sir Robin’s minstrels… and there was much rejoicing.”
yaaay
His head smashed in and his heart cut out.
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged.
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off.
And his penis-
I’ve done it again.