So fell free to say fuck right off buddy but I am genuinely curious, how old are you? Ballpark?

A. Can ride all amusement park rides, but can’t drive past 9pm.

B. You pay more per year for rent than you have in your retirement plan.

C. You are able to tell people you are a divorced single dad and noone bats an eye.

D. You have stopped doing certain activities you used to enjoy because your recovery time table if injured is longer than your allotted vacation time at work