[alt text: a 4-panel comic by @ttonyesp. The first panel shows a woman peaking out from an apartment kitchen and saying, “Love, where’s the trash can?” The second panel shows a man sitting on a couch and replying, “Under the sink.” The third panel shows the same man looking confused, and saying, “Wait, I’m not married.” The fourth and final panel shows the man unmasking the woman while saying, “A, HA!”, to reveal that the woman was a raccoon in a human suit. It appears that the raccoon was in the process of digging through the trash can before being unmasked.]