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  • absGeekNZ@lemmy.nzEnglish
    9·
    24 days ago

    Driver: that thing looks pretty fast, you wanna race?
    Cyclist: sure, switches bike to max assist

    Driver: Toot, toot, toooooot!! (loud roaring of engine)

    Later at the pub
    Driver: I can’t believe you had me for the first 100m, fuck that thing is fast
    Cyclist: I know but the top end isn’t really what I need. Another round?
    Driver: Sure one more, then I have to get home.