Probably not the first time this has made it’s rounds but this was the first time I’ve seen this story.
Edit: sorry, thought it included the link. https://dailynewsreported.com/positive-affirmations/woman-chases-jehovahs-witnesses-down-the-street-yelling-succumb-to-my-devil-vagina-magic/ I have to shamefully admit I ate the onion
Studies consistently show that devil vagina magic is the more effective solution.
I wish I could’ve participated in that study, I love magic!
DVM: *Pulls out seemingly endless scarves*
Me: *Claps gleefully*
DVM: *Makes my head spin around 3 times*
Me: I didn’t like that one as much
DVM: *Makes a quarter appear*
Me: I’m still dizzy from that last trick. Can you give me a second?
I know devil vagina magic has caught me up a few times