• Deceptichum@quokk.au
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    2 days ago

    From what I understand if you just stay in front of the computer that they will magically manifest inside your home.

    • Emi
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      2 days ago

      Amazing, I’ll just keep doing that thanks.

    • Deestan@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      I’ve heard that it also goes faster if you complain about women being evil and stupid on the computer.

      • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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        1 day ago

        When you find a (rare!) female online, you must protect her at all costs. She will be surrounded by ne’er-do-wells and men of ill-intent. You are her knight. She is your lady. You must never doubt yourself in this. Nature will take its course.

        That’s when you start negging her.