A reminder for the uncivilized savages from a very civilized gentleman with a sweet smelling asshole: WASH YOUR ASS WITH WATER. USE A BIDET OR A BUM GUN.
Why are Americans okay with shooting up schools but not ok with shooting up their own assholes?! Bum guns also don’t require reloading! You can fire as much as you want! Use Bum guns 👍.
A reminder for the uncivilized savages from a very civilized gentleman with a sweet smelling asshole: WASH YOUR ASS WITH WATER. USE A BIDET OR A BUM GUN.
Why are Americans okay with shooting up schools but not ok with shooting up their own assholes?! Bum guns also don’t require reloading! You can fire as much as you want! Use Bum guns 👍.
I’m afraid to Google this. What is a bum gun. I already have a bidet.
This beauty
Oh I think my sink has one of those will have to try it out
That’s a pussy phone
Oh. Yeah. That makes a lot of sense.
Super soaker with a 1200 psi stream focusing attachment
I love the name bum gun
I love bums
As a child I was to taught to use a Lota and I have never used anything else. Is that grosser than toilet paper or better?
A less elegant solution, sure. But much better than using paper for god’s sake!
If paper is good enough for wiping the shit from my hands, it’s good enough for wiping the shit from my ass.
And this is why I don’t like handshakes.