🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 18 hours agoAnon experiences German humorsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square83fedilinkarrow-up1555arrow-down16
arrow-up1549arrow-down1imageAnon experiences German humorsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 18 hours agomessage-square83fedilink
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up15·7 hours agoAn argon atom walks into a bar. The barman says: “We don’t serve your kind here. get out”. The argon atom doesn’t react.
minus-squareoptional@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·5 hours agoA neutron walks into a bar and asks: “How much for a beer?” The barman says: “For you, no charge”.
minus-squareThelie@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 hours agoOh hey the German version of this joke is also one that doesn’t translate! “A neutron walks into a bar. The bartender says: Sorry, only invited guests.” In German, “geladen” means both “invited” and “charged”.
An argon atom walks into a bar. The barman says: “We don’t serve your kind here. get out”. The argon atom doesn’t react.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks: “How much for a beer?” The barman says: “For you, no charge”.
Oh hey the German version of this joke is also one that doesn’t translate! “A neutron walks into a bar. The bartender says: Sorry, only invited guests.” In German, “geladen” means both “invited” and “charged”.