I need this version, I was just rewatching and my version just translates it as “Shocker”. It did go for “you’re not only a lolicon, you’re also an M (TL note: M is common Japanese slang for masochist)”.

Fuck, these files have been on my disk for 10 years. Is it too late to replace them now? Won’t they feel bad about being abandoned after living most of their lives on my computer?

It’s the sound of paper tearing.

See: children’s book “jaajaa biribiri”

“Translators note: keikaku means plan”