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    11 months ago

    A new startup has worked hard to erect new apps that stand at attention to men’s penile health. Boner.

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    11 months ago

    At no point during that sentence did I have any idea what the next word would be

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      11 months ago

      I never thought that humanity would ever move in this direction, but I had always hoped.

      /s

  • NounsAndWords@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    An increasing number of entrepreneurs, doctors, and larger corporations are patenting technology—from “smart” cock rings that track nighttime emissions and bodily vitals to guided masturbatory devices incorporating cognitive dissonance and AI—claiming to prevent or cure an age-old struggle.

    What a time to be alive!