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  • qyron@sopuli.xyz
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    10 hours ago

    Go shopping. Enough to last for a couple of months. Bring some water, as well. Buy some lumber to reinforce the doors. A few steel panels to close off a few strategic places. Raid the library.

    Wait a month and allow flies and the weather do their thing.

    See the not-so-dead fall apart.

    After I stop seeing movement for three straight days, start blasting noise on a high visibility location from my location and wait to see what crawls out.

    By this time, I risk two months have already elapsed.

    Go out, with a shovel and an axe.

    Dig a large pit, fill it with fire wood. Lay down a few of the corpses. Stack it as high as I can make it. Cover with more fire wood.

    Syphon some diesel from a random car.

    Light it up!

    Rinse, repeat, until all the corpses I can find are disposed of, grouping together all the survivors I come across.

    Start over.

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      9 hours ago

      I recommend buying potatoes. Not for eating, but for planting. Preferably before you lock yourself in for a few months. And along with it, a book on how to farm your own vegies from the library.

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        Potatoes are great. Low maintenance crop but it does require a lot of water. Sunchokes are a good option as well, for an Autumn harvest; keeps well in the ground. Down side is the winds.

        I’d recommend getting some broad leaf vegetables seeds, like cabbage. My country has a variety that can be harvested leaf by leaf and just keeps growing and producing seeds, year after year. Some turnips, too. And some tomatoes and chillies. And beans.

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              Thank you! It reminds me of the dinosaur kale I have in my garden now. Also able to pick leaves as you need them, and overwinters here well (BC, Canada). I’ll do some more looking into it!

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                Can you give a link for that variety? Just the name is enough to get me curious.

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                  Its real name is Lacinato kale, it’s my favourite!

                  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lacinato_kale

                  Edit: I like to use this in place of spinach, in lasagnas, soups, salads. Nettles are another favourite. I forage in the spring, steam them to get rid of the sting, and then freeze them in balls. Then I just add a ball to soups or whatever when I need. Also can save the steaming water for stocks.

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                    Cavolo nero!

                    I’ve read about this variety before. It never got that much traction in my country because we developed our own varieties over the centuries. I think we have over 50 defined varietied of kale here.

                    Yes, we love our kale.

                    The other I shared is the main ingredient for our most traditional soup - caldo verde - because it’s fibrous but sweet and chewy when boilef. It’s a general purpose kale nonetheless.

                    For other dishes we have broad leaf varieties, sweeter and with thick stalks. Essentially we made our best to cram into one (several) plant a green leafy part and a soft, tuber like, part.