Bacteria be like: 🦠🦠🦠
That’s so accurate.
Beat me to it!
This meme so old already evolved to consume micro plastics.
Ugch, fine, you can use me to feed a patch of mushrooms that’s beginning to grow in the now-warming areas of the planet, ultimately to become a giant organism/network that covers Antarctica in white mycelium/mushrooms/spores to replace the albedo effect of snow/ice to save the future of all life on Earth.
But I’ll need a ride there.
ASL?
Antarctic Substrate Location? I was thinking on a hill surrounded by antarctic pearlwort in bloom.
If you mean ADSL, yeah that’s what I have. Just 6Mbps (7-8 if I’m lucky).
The other thing? Not sure how it’s relevant, but
A: 3 comments (and days) ago, I referenced the Armored Core demo on a specific PS1 demo disc. And I with health issues, you may as well consider me even older than I actually am.
S: No. (G: ideally, a brain-in-a-jar hooked up to a computer or something like this)
L: Pretty fucking far fromOKAntarctica. I’m in the-edge-of-nowhere in northern trickledown-land.You are a natural memer, I’m proud to have read this exchange.
You sound sexy. Let’s go for a test drive.
Don’t feel bad, fungi. Lots of people informally lump you in with plants. It’s not personal.
This title makes me more angry the longer I look at it.
Don’t cry for them. They’re happy to do it. They’re fungis.
Well… Is Fungi a cute widdle baby meow meow boo that i want to hug? Didnt think so. Fuck you Fungi.
Not with that attitude
We will remember this when our mycelial network grows through your body
Wouldn’t fungi all die out if it weren’t for plants and bacteria? They’re parasitic and feed on dead things no?
plants and bacteria would struggle without animals and fungi as well, everything depends on like literally the entire earth’s ecosystems to survive to some degree.
like fungi recycle dead things into an absurd amount of nutrients, without them trees especially would barely break down and just stick around until very very eventually they turn into coal.
Cyanobacteria would be perfectly alright.
Yes they would struggle, but eventually they would adapt.
If everything but plants disappeared tomorrow, many plants would die but some would survive and adapt.
If everything but fungi disappeared tomorrow, they would all die out.
Same with animals.
Bacteria would survive like plants would, with most of them dying but many surviving and adapting.
That’s all of life…
Not plants and bacteria, many of them can survive off sunlight and minerals broken down from stones, such as lichen. Although I guess lichen is a combination of plants, bacteria and fungi
I’m afraid I only eat alive food it’s important for my internal vibration and helps me meditate more intensively to find my true self.
I’m that guy growing magic mushrooms and telling people about how awesome fungi are in general now that I know more about them
I’m doing my part!
Can I just say thanks for using the meme template right
For manga/fungi lovers - feels appropriate given the meme.
explain how
It’s a theory.
https://www.cbc.ca/natureofthings/features/fungi-are-responsible-for-life-on-land-as-we-know-it
In reality, life on earth is more like an engine borne of physics. Fungi is just another cog, a major one, but just a part of a greater whole.