x4740N@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoMen of lemmy, what would you do if you woke up female one daymessage-squaremessage-square169fedilinkarrow-up1110arrow-down137
arrow-up173arrow-down1message-squareMen of lemmy, what would you do if you woke up female one dayx4740N@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square169fedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down4·1 year agoI’d fart so I could feel it bubbling up through my vag.
minus-squareTisI@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 year agoThat doesn’t always happen. You have to be seated a certain way for it to work.
minus-squareTisI@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoYou have to become one with yourself first, child.
minus-squareAngryHumanoid@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·1 year agoI do that all the time! Sometimes several times a day!
minus-squareTisI@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·1 year agoGood job! Not that you’ve got that out of the way, the next thing to do is grow a vagina. Once you do that, you’re set to go!
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoThen I’d eat Taco Bell and practice until I get it right.
I’d fart so I could feel it bubbling up through my vag.
That doesn’t always happen. You have to be seated a certain way for it to work.
Teach us your ways, sensei.
You have to become one with yourself first, child.
I do that all the time! Sometimes several times a day!
Good job! Not that you’ve got that out of the way, the next thing to do is grow a vagina. Once you do that, you’re set to go!
Then I’d eat Taco Bell and practice until I get it right.
With that username, god help us all!