Your comment is how I found out. Damn.

Thank you

What’s the tl;dr for most TOS?

I wish I was like six-foot-nine

So I can get with Leoshi

'Cause she don’t know me

But, yo, she’s really fine

And a six-four Impala

The flight was initially delayed, so the passenger got himself food before the flight. He made it back to the gate as the last passenger to board, but still before doors were supposed to close.

As he showed up, he says that the gate agents closed the door to the jetbridge and demanded a payment $50 to “get nails done” and “buy weed.”

The serviceman recorded the interaction. “In the video, you can hear the employees ask Roach multiple times to send them the money via Cash App.” One of the agents told him “We normally charge $100 for this, but since you’re in the military, we’ll charge you $50.”

According to Frontier Airlines,

We take claims like this seriously, and our team is in the process of investigating the situation to determine what happened. In the meantime, we have offered the customer a voucher for $150 as a customer service gesture.

Hey Mickey, you’re so fine. You’re so fine you blow my mind, HEY MICKEY!

crowd goes wild

More “lizard on a rock”. Less “bandaid in the buffet”.

Thought I was having an aneurysm. Nope, an “ice pick headache”. It happens all of a sudden – for me, at my temple for 10 seconds – and then goes away.

If I don’t comment after this, please send help.

Using the word “aglet”, explain the meaning behind your username.

Would you like the key to our city or a street named after you?

I was wondering the same thing. Maybe they all have regulators that can revoke a license. So you’d be putting your job on the line.

Quite the visual

Yep.

…“something, something, scammers get paid in gift cards.”

Cool, thanks for sharing!!

Do you remember any of the older names?

Me too! 🎉

genzsayswhat?

This is the ELI5 we all needed