Some of you kids have never been to Nebraska and it shows… Don’t even know how to grab a six pack and enjoy an evening on the back roads after work.

I mean, if you’re far enough away to notice a bomb going off before the shockwave hits you putting something between you and the soon to collapse roof is probably your next best move.

I’m picturing this being carbon fiber and the top tube snapping at the bend.

I at least had the advantage of just being able to use my name.

I’m from Nebraska and volunteered for them a few times and I feel like they’ve probably got a rough position being as Nebraskans seem to hate wildlife in every context but hunting and fishing.

Edit: also the geese seem pretty passive there, never personally had nor witnessed a negative interaction with them.

That’s not entirely out of the realm of possibility to be honest.

I like to think for something as high stakes as the argument you’re going to make in court that a lawyer would have partners or employees or something to bounce ideas off before pulling the proverbial trigger on it.

Edit: oh and discussing such things with the client too

Imagine being the first person that lawyer pitched his idea to and not responding violently.

My local brewery tops out at $8 for the good stuff…

I assume somebody will pay for the novelty. Besides, if my summer raising chickens was to be believed those eggs are rare enough that it’s not like there has to be a huge demand.

If I recall correctly that one, in a number of ways, ended up getting even more out of hand and insane than it started. Something about taking the LSD themselves, fucking the dolphins, and drama related to that.

Hell I’ll admit to wearing a headphone while I’m out and about but it’s at least on transparency mode and I’ve only got the one on my right side.

I think all the electrics should have this since not a single fucking one of them apparently knows to announce their presence when they pass people. Sorry for the rant but I think people should learn how to ride a fucking bicycle before they get on an electric motorcycle and feel like they have priority on the fucking trails.

If she wasn’t so politically active this would’ve barely made the local newspaper. Congrats lady now you’re famous.

Hell if I recall correctly they aren’t even that far off each other on the proverbial family tree.

Edit: though I should mention they’ve both strayed pretty far from those roots.

My initial reaction was that it was probably unflattering on purpose but after seeing the others I think that might just be the artist’s style and she just has an unfortunate face for it.

This is an example of it going poorly but advertisers to an extent do it on purpose. Kool-aid gets used to refer to powdered drink mixes like band-aid is used to refer to adhesive bandages and, in some regions, coke is used to refer to soda in general. The idea is to become so associated with the concept as to overshadow the competition.

If you haven’t done one yet you’ll never be more proud of yourself than replacing your own phone screen.

I want to give it a hug and am sure it doesn’t want one.

I mean, to an extent, but that’s like, 8-9 months away, probably. Good news is while we move twice a year it’s only across the street. The joys of employee housing.