Turns out in Elden Ring, you’re supposed to go left when you leave the initial starting area so you can pick up the ability of teleportation to bonfires.

Well, imagine my surprise learning that from friends 10 play hours later after going right and opening up a teleporting treasure chest to some crystal cave…

Me reading this comment as a brand new all-in full-time Manjaro Xfce user got me sweating, hoping I don’t break my install. I’m already working through my bluetooth drivers exploding when going into suspend state.