Replaced League of Legends with a punching bag and running. Real life is now my video game.

me on the left

weirdo

Those are sea parasites which cannot live in a human body for long. Land parasites are a different story.

me on the left

it’s a free market until the competition threatens to surpass us

Nah, they have parasites

League of Legends. I don’t play it for fun, I play it for ego boosting and a sense of accomplishment in reaching higher ranks. It’s such a toxic piece of crap but I’m stuck with it because I’m addicted to the drug of the victory screen. Nothing beats the catharsis of writing an essay to your teammate when you get angry at them.

China bad.

Now give me views and money.

Communism is when no foo-