Yeah, no. Rocket can go fuck himself.

It gets harder and harder not to read it as ‘bussy-ness’ and I hate it. Thanks!

Not sure if you’re being serious, but landlord is the title of the proprietor of a pub.

I don’t care. I’m not.

That spider wants to puke up into that bees insides, so not only is it an entomocidal maniac, it’s also a hypocrite.

I’m not sure it’s stated, but I thought the planets that had already been purged by Thanos’ armies, like Gamora’s planet and Xandar were spared the snap.

At night, I presume.

I’ll never get tired of jokes at ancaps’ expense.

🎵They say the world looks down on the bureaucrats,
They say we’re anal, compulsive, and weird,
But when push comes to shove,
You’ve got to do what you love,
Even if it’s not a good idea!🎵

Then you’re talking to a child, and judgement should be withheld until they come of age.

People are having to exchange food and water for sex, for rape.

Pretty sure you meant to say that the other way round, right Soph?

That’s a damn sight more considerate than most of my housemates I’ve had in my life.

Just tried, only pissed myself.

It’s a pale imitation of Stage 9.

Well I did once explain the difference between sex and gender as she seemed confused and was unable to wrap her head around a colleague using they/them, but that led to a slightly vacant yet patronising expression on her face. Also, call me a coward but I’m not going to clap back at my own goddamn boss, I prefer my working days to not be more of a living hell than they already are. Regardless, she’s retired now.

I know it’s a really awkward phrasing, but “I had a boss, who was a woman…” sounded even more awkward to me than just “woman boss” 🤷‍♂️.

I had a woman boss who would always refer to women as female (like “you know the manager of that department is a female?!”). I’m still not sure how I feel about it.

So is Halloween (Samhain).

Is that Bread Climp, famous opossum wizard?

In your mouth though?