Mmm, love me some DP, especially from my blower.

It’s gas powered.

It even comes with a built-in flash to show you did it right!

There’s also:

Brain: Okay, time to do things!

Body: Ehh… Later, let’s just lay here and have anxiety about not doing the things

If we don’t party, what did the Beastie Boys die for?

Because when it’s plugged in (as it usually is) it lays closer to the wall and needs less clearance.

Using a Latin alphabet. Using Germanic pronunciation. Borrowing words from Spanish. Stealing words from French. Changing accent to avoid sounding Gaelic.

I have always loved the analogy that English isn’t a language, it’s three bilingual children stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat and arguing about bologna.

What kind of games do you play?

No silly, she was the character Matilda, but I don’t remember the movie’s name.

And also smells like unchanged diaper shit

They’ll jail him aaaaaaaaaany day now

?? I feel like you’re jumping a handful of steps to reach that conclusion. This has nothing to do with whether the judge thinks it will stop him from committing a crime.

It’s pretty simple, don’t commit an obvious crime, especially in front of law enforcement.

I’m low on Vitamin $

I didn’t disagree, I pointed out that you’re approaching this with contempt rather than empathy.

You’re right, but you’re not showing the world you’re right, you’re just showing the world you’re mean.

Cigarettes, Alcohol, Gambling, Porn, Birdwatching, Hiking, Video Games, Blogging, Youtubing, Racing…

Absolutely all of these things can be enjoyed, abused, and everything in between. All of them can lead to problems and/or can be part of a fulfilling and happy life.

You are approaching this with “She’s sick and she did this, disgusting” rather than “she’s sick and this is a symptom of that, what a shame”

Unless you are this harsh to people who have problems with the other things I mentioned and more, then you should evaluate why this specifically bothers you, it may speak to a preconception you have from a place of privilege.

“Random door is now fused closed permanently 3km away”

“Why would you use Elvish for an earth-spell?? Dwarven is clearly the more appropriate language, especially if it’s an incantation”

“It’s fine like it is! It works, ok?”

Yes, trains!

Maybe in a very, very large circular track. A huge circle.

And fast. Super fast. Make them faster by making them lighter. Smaller. Super tiny. So light and fast.

A teeny, tiny, light train going super duper fast in a very large circle.

Sure hope it doesn’t smack into anything while going top speed. Or maybe it does, so long as we measure it.

It sounds like the post fits fairly well to your workplace, but at any rate I think the important part is that “respect” means different for different people and the core idea that some think there’s a difference incoming vs outgoing is problematic.

The whole core of “treat others as you wish to be treated” is this. It’s not about actions, it’s about intentions. It should be “treat others with the respect and consideration you wish for them to give to you”

Whoever was the guy that wrote the Breath of Fire 2 walkthrough I read when I was 12 was a godsend for me.

I was still learning English and his FAQ was so thorough and clear that I actually improved my vocabulary and grammar from using it.

Honestly it would have been fine if she tried using anything other than chunky peanut butter as lube, we all know poodles are chompers, not lickers