Huh, TIL I can smell ants too.
I used to live in a basement that had regular cycles of ant infestations. I would know they had returned, because the room had started to smell a certain way. Kind of like, damp slightly sweaty skin, but also kind of woody?
Every time I smelt it, I’d always find fresh ant eggs along the wall in the room.
But how many balls does it have?
What if cancer could be cured by turning the patient into a dinosaur?
Ever heard of a dino with cancer?
If it glows, it goes. (Up my ass)
I’m currently using revanced to browse YouTube on my phone. No ads and it automatically skips over promotional parts in videos.
And some will blast your brain into the 4th dimension and make you almost enjoy Tool albums.
Tired of playing supertuxcart.
I’m currently reading it. I can see why so many people just leave it in the bookshelf.
It’s not a bad book, but God damn does it feel like running a marathon.
Exactly. You want hard ciders? Just get some fruit juice and pour vodka in it.
You want wine? Get some grape juice and pour vodka in it.
You want beer? Just dissolve some stale bread in vodka. It has less sugar. Healthier for you.
drinking anything other than vodka
How can you call yourself a true communist?
How do you get into norse paganism?
I call myself an atheist simply because I don’t believe that any current religious institution has the correct answer.
I’ve had mystical experiences and my own reasoning tells me that there is far more to the world than we are able to experience or even imagine.
But none of it corresponds to any religions I know of. The closest is maybe Buddhism, but I don’t think it’s the right choice for me.
And I’m not even sure if there are any Buddhist organisations out here in the norwegian countryside.
Guess I’ll just have to go through my existential crisis on my own. 
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I read tarot cards and I’m considering doing it professionally so I can rip off the gullible petty bourgeoisie.
Yes, Sarah. All the planets in our solar system has aligned just to give you a promotion. Now give me 20 bucks.
Putting Hamster Exploder Operator on my CV.