If they showed Canada on this map, you’d think otherwise…

5 spaces after punctuations seems excessive .

He knows what he’s doing. It got him free advertising.

That meme needs to be updated, it’s $11,000 per hour since the birth of Christ now…

Isn’t this just a population density map?

https://xkcd.com/1138/

Or get a Chromecast and smarttube…

Trump’s a billionaire?

My wife bought that from a local distillery, she kept telling me “but it’s low calories”. It was such garbage.

I hate linking to Reddit, but follow this guide for re-vanced on Android:

https://www.reddit.com/r/revancedapp/comments/xlcny9/revanced_manager_guide_for_dummies/

I’m in an open floor plan with cubicles. There is one asshole who has an office, he insists on having loud conversations, with his door open, on mother fucking speakerphone through his tinny laptop speakers. I’ve resorted to a white noise playlist on Spotify. He’s a client, so not cool telling him to fuck off.

Trumpanzees! That’s fucking awesome.

Just - Radiohead purely for the lyrics “You do it to yourself, you do And that’s what really hurts”

Sit them all down in a room, ask “who here has been to space?” and pick Mark Kelly.

Hottest year…so far…

In the US: hump day.

Does anyone else have this problem: Some messages only showing up for iPhone users in the group SMS chat? For example someone will answer a question that the Android users never see. Then those questions randomly show up a week later for Android users? Hopefully RCS will fix that.

From behind

A lot easier to pull up then push down…