Same, Teams is terrible in terms of getting audio to work properly, our meetings still start with “can you hear me?” And often at least one person has to rejoin after pairing their bt headset again. But honestly everything else I’ve come across is even worse.

Did you remember to be attractive?

Just make sure that A: the victims of your crimes are women or minorities and B: you’re a rich white man

There was a slim sliver of hope left that we might reduce the acceleration towards the planet becoming largely uninhabitable for most people, but that is gone now, many of the brakes we had before are about to come off

I think I speak for most of the world right now when I say this:

Fuck.

Or even your mom

Acktually…

People tend to forget just how hard the propaganda machine was swinging then. Remember freedom fries? And how the start of the war was timed for primetime television?

Can’t wait to see what the N-Line will look like

Keep your archdukes safe!

I’d argue that’s the outcome or survivorship bias, where people focus on the one winner or that time a thing worked and ignoring all the other failures. E.g. people think investors all swim in money because they only see the warren buffets of the world, when in reality there’s thousands, millions of people who tried the almost exact same thing and lost some or all of their savings in bad investments.

Dio know if there’s anything he can do?

Gamma ray bursts

The germans invading

Electrified bodies/puddles of water

Yknow, the usual stuff kids are afraid of…

Ah, I only know the song, didn’t know which of the two wrote it

Shut up Dan Le Sac

The only person that could turn a three letter word into three syllables

Kick the frog!

This entire thread is giving me impostor syndrome

Mr X to the Z Xzibit

Don’t forget about privatising British Rail, turning one of the best rail systems in the world into complete shambles