caaaaaaarrrrrl

come to think of it, maybe im local bloke and just dont know it yet

god no

anything but that

*file with the .sigbtbwk file extension*

vcl: oh yeah, i know that

cant dox yourself if youre too stupid to remember your own name :)

father 0.0001 seconds after hearing his child is okay: “i could make a dad joke out of this”

bold of you to assume elon cares about his children

grunglerphobia is concerningly on an increasing trend

bastards could have at least not fucked up october november and december

ah, the marvels of technology

valve? the privately owned company not beholden to shareholders valve? that valve?

as an arch user (btw), plasma 6 has already been installed from the future

consumers: “i am literally trying to give you my money”

corpo execs: “why is piracy on the rise?”

thank you for your service

unless you told them you were gonna go

you deserve to lose at that point tbh

tf you mean before?

average philly L

real name does not check out

lmao bruhh 💀