Wait until you see cows napping in someone’s lap.

Yesterday two people got on the bus with two golden retrievers with obviously fake service dog vests on, who clearly had zero idea of what being a service dog meant. They immediately piled on each other and began gleefully humping each other, and then stuck their heads in people’s laps and demanded a pet. I see a lot more fake service dog vests lately and it’s often hilarious how not a service dog the dog is.

I don’t care what men think. I’m 50 and I’m all done with what men think.

I love that he loves the plumbers.

Still think it’s cute! Thanks for the photo.

I got new glasses, and realized I have way more benefits coverage than I did thanks to my union contract update, so I can get two pairs, yay.

Good luck!

Fresh ground coffee is a million times better, glad you discovered it.

Some car horn in the neighborhood must have a malfunction or else some dickhead is just blowing it for long stretches all night long. I’m exhausted today as a result. If I hear that again I will stalk the street until I figure it what car it is and call the bylaw office.

I only wear a tiny bit of eyeliner, so checkmate men, what you get is what you see.

That’s disgusting. We do get take out sometimes from local restaurants, but I’m in a city and we have lots of options, and I don’t mind paying a higher price for supporting them. But for some chain restaurant, that’s obscene. My SO went to Burger King the other night to try one of the whopper melts they have right now, and that plus fries and an Oreo shake thing was 19 dollars. Glad I’m vegan time and again.

Don’t even give that troll the time of day, amigo.

Fanaticism is overcompensation for doubt. They’re afraid.

Poor puppy.

Some lovely Lemming tuned me on to The Atomic Bitchwax. Which is just a really satisfying band name.

I have a dog with atopic dermatitis. It takes a lot to get a handle on, feel you. But he’s way happier.

Someone told me that our version of the DMV in my country is woke last week. I’m still trying to figure out how.

Aww poor thing.

He probably ate some trash.