White people traveled all over the world to find spices and oblivious to how to work it in their food.

Melania wrote a book? Who did she plagiarize it from?

When she stole Michelle Obama’s speech and even the apology.

Wait is the Milky Way Galaxy a dude?

All this time I’ve been inside a man?! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Real talk though. My vegetarian wife struggled to find good vegetarian meals in Oahu that were Hawaiian themed. Not that they didn’t exist. Just that they were lacking compared to most major cities in America.

Me as a BBQ eater though… Gimme dat pork butt.

(Things I brag about on my tinder profile)

For spam musubi?

This guy/girl fucks knows how to vegetarian

The gunplay is SO good. There’s just something about the way it feels that makes it so distinct from any other shooter.

I haven’t touched Destiny in two years. And every shooter I played (first person and the gears of war third person), nothing has yet scratched my Destiny 2 itch.

I’m not offended by dicks either. I am annoyed if they charge at me like a bunch of roman phalanx hoplites.

What about a group of women charging at you, breasting boobily?

I tell my wife the same answer when she asks what’s my favorite thing about her.

My answer is always, “I’m just happy to be here!”

I heard this in my head like Andy Kaufman.

Woman: (shows her beautiful knockers)

You: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2ymMyY4GNAE

I had to think about this and I just realized I’m not a self butt grabber. I do fondle my mud flaps periodically. But I also squeeze my wife’s badonkadonk and her over the shoulder boulders.

Boob pillows are amazing.

I had gay friends who also look at boobs when they see it.

In their drunkest, they were also willing to motor boat them.

Oh Jesus Christ.

Oooooh Jesus Chriiiiist!

Or soon, black woman as president

It’s about delivery. What they’re doing is lying to people, and then dumping them randomly in downtowns or in places unprepared to provide services. Not to mention, the cost of this political theater is significantly more than just… You know, helping them directly.

If this was done with actual humanitarian goals and compassion, states can coordinate and actually help people.

You don’t think once Lemmy hits mainstream, companies won’t start polluting Lemmy and harvest data here?

That’s just furries with less steps