I need more details, dude. If I hung out with them for a year, would a new me appear or would we all grow older together? In the case of the latter, would a new 1 year old me appear when the previous 1 year old me turned 2? These are important considerations!
This is the stupidest thing I’ve read in a long time. If you think there are only 6 “media companies” and that they all get their news from AP or Reuters, then you need to get the fuck off the internet for a while.