I am Cargon’s complete lack of surprise.

Dynamic recompilation technology?

There are a lot of Republicans I need to outlive before I throw in the towel.

I’m surprised we don’t hear more about judges getting shanked for their shit reasoning.

Vance was definitely the kid in grade school that plucked and ate the hair of the girl who sat in front of him. I wonder if she’s okay.

This is exactly where my mind went. Bravo.

Oh boy… it’s just a single staple now!

Sadammit you got me

Sy-nuhnuh-kynuh-dohdee-chowdee

Sign a kyne a dodie chodie?

I’ve heard of 5/7 but what is 13/10 from?

So I actually bought the f(x)tech Pro^1x thinking that it was going to be great having a physical keyboard that slides out again. But I found that I rarely actually used it. Using it required that the screen be in landscape mode. I’m actually much happier just using a different touch keyboard layout. I use Thumb-Key specifically now. It took some time to retrain my brain but I quite enjoy it.

It becomes a negotiation every time you want to use it. It’s terrible unless you’re good at haggling over your own wellbeing.

Realistically you feed the rich to pigs and chickens and then eat the pigs and chickens. Otherwise yes, you’re just eating tainted meat.

I do be so loose

Is a hamberder a question?

While they have a large number of guns, they can still only operate one at a time.

My partner and I missed our chance to leave in 2015. This time I’m buying a MIG welder and torch cutter.