Thank you for your service. 🫡

Of them

I give dirty looks for $25k. Subcontract your subcontract.

Unless they plan on repealing the Posse Comitatus Act, the military cannot be ordered to serve as law enforcement on US soil.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Posse_Comitatus_Act

Prostagama?

Say you don’t understand a bicameral legislature without saying you don’t understand a bicameral legislature.

This is what I do as a business owner. Buy insurance from the marketplace.

alternative information

Lies. We can and should call them lies. It is deception.

This happens a lot

Hey Google, when is Jenny available to meet up for kisses?

Ahhh the ol’ artificial intelligence-a-roo

So what you’re saying is we should expect Elon Musk to start a zeppelin company at some point in the near future.

there’s plenty of class action lawsuits where people sued because someone claimed their medicine was good and it turned out to be bad.

It was only a couple of flipper babies…

Everyone on earth with something to gain knows he’s an easily manipulated useful idiot. He’s the greatest thing to happen for the corrupt since lobbying became legal.

Proof of aliens wouldn’t be your typical info that requires clearance, it would be the highest level of compartmented info. Everyone involved would need the highest security clearance. Everyone. Whoever empties the garbage cans needs to be trusted.

This wouldn’t be like nuclear secrets or spy secrets. All you need is one or two people who believe that disclosure of aliens would benefit humanity more than the secret will protect them. You need one Edward Snowden for aliens - someone reputable to blow the whistle with hard proof of some sort.

The amount of people that would need to keep this secret forever is astronomical. Not just the people directly involved, but any second or third degree contacts who find out would also have to keep the secret.

The ability to maintain a secret is an inverse-square function. The more people, the longer time passes, and the less involved they are day-to-day, the more likely the security will break down. There would absolutely be deathbed confessions. Over time, the probability of disclosure happening increases towards 100%.

This is why most conspiracy theories don’t hold water. No secret can last forever and certainly not one that big.

Someone needs to build Yelp but for judges.

The rumor is Ozempic.

As long as homeboy is healthy and happy, doesn’t matter how. Good on you, Gaben.

You should be ashamed of yourselves!

Back in the driveway, we were nothing!

Now we’ve risen to the highest level, but you’re throwin’ it all away!

If you’ve forgotten what baseketball means to America, you have only to look at this board - the Malaka-Laka Balance Board of Trust.

Don’t you see what we have here?

A game where guys with bad backs and bad knees can… get together and compete on the same field as guys that are all goosed up on steroids.

But more than anything, isn’t this game about gettin’ together with your friends and just havin’ a good time?

I remember. I remember a long time ago, I didn’t have anybody.

You guys took me in. I guess that’s why it kills me to see you like this.

If we can’t be friends… then the heart and soul are out of this game. Certainly out of me. I know I’ll never get that back again.

We have sullied the waters of the Lagoon of Peace!

I’m begging you, for the love of our Caribbean brothers, dudes, stop this madness!

If he liquidates his stock, the share price will tank.

I wonder if he can form a holding company, list the stock as the asset, then sell the holding company. This way the stock never changes hands, it won’t affect the share price, and he can cash out.

One would HOPE that the regulators wouldn’t allow that but who the hell knows.