Colonel Sanders

Except in most instances it’s not the buyer who pays the commission it’s the seller…

I mean…

That scene was one of the most difficult ones to watch (Archie Bunker’s Place I think is the name of the spinoff series)

I was always under the impression that family guy’s intro was also a bit of an homage to All in the Family but I don’t know how many people would know that or if it’s even true

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Evel

Well it certainly has my endorsement

Oh nice! I’m bisexual AND I love broccoli! But… I’m not a woman tho-

Oh no.

I work for Amazon corporate. I can emphatically agree that right now, and for the past few post-COVID years, Amazon’s only obsession is near term quarterly profits for stakeholders by any means necessary. To hell with long term investments. They are slowly sabotaging themselves internally with a lot of unpopular and frankly idiotic and nonsensical decisions that will ultimately result in cascading failure after failure. The enshittification continues.

I recently came dangerously close to having to use LinkedIn as my job was up in the air for awhile due to RTO shenanigans. I knew it was always a site for shilling but when I reactivated my account to update my resume, my God the amount of corporate back patting was insane. People I knew IRL as down to earth hardworking folks, were shilling so hard for a company that couldn’t give two fucks less who they are and were using every buzz word from the white-collar, salaried company bootlicker playbook in every post.

Now, I know that’s “the game” and if you want to get ahead you have to play, so I can’t blame them for grinding, but at the same time, fuck that. I guess I’m fine being where I am and never moving up because I refuse to play that BS.

Even then it’ll probably just be from one town to another very close by thus really only useable for a small subset of people. We need trans continental high speed railways not puddle jumpers

lol wut

old timey phone rings

Is sometime going to get that?!

This. Only reason I use Brave is for my iPhone (which I am already planning to jump back to Android when it’s time for a new phone) because I can listen to YouTube videos/music in the background and no ads when going through the browser (another reason I’m going back to Android is for Revanced). Everything else is FF

The title and post kinda make me think of those 1-2 sentence horror stories.

“With tears in his eyes, the genie looks at me as he grants my third and final wish. There was nothing he could do to stop it.”

I’ve always admired the Fuck Constellation. I believe it’s somewhere between the Big Dipper and Orion.

And this is why things like pirating are not only acceptable but necessary. When companies lock services behind paywalls for products we should legally own, we are left with no recourse but to obtain the services we are owed illegally.

They may take our lives, but they can never take… OUR FUCKS!!!

Couldn’t agree more

While the authenticity of this is dubious, I don’t think OP knows what a pyramid scheme is…

Look up MLM (Multi-Level Marketing) schemes if you need a reference point.