Lmao someone send Steve Kornacki a 21yr scotch, the world’s most expensive hooker, and a lifetime supply of Advil. Somewhere in the bowels of MSNBC’s offices, there’s an Tetronix printer on life support rn too.

Uhh pretty sure I paid $300 for my switch.

So uhh this is kinda awkward…

They do in NYC yeah, if it falls below a threshold. I think it’s like $23/hr or something.

Americans: hmmm it does kinda remind me when my tractor got stuck in the mud.

Yeah mad respect for Paris on this one. I think she recently became a mother herself too, makes sense she’d be passionate about it.

New Farming Simulator mod looking wild

“hey who’s the asshole who wrote with permanent marker?!”

Martin Luther had an extremely finite of fucks to give. Despite not sharing his beliefs, I respect the man for upturning 1500yr of status quo.

Russian T House

Ngl Lemmy’s one drawback are the boomers being mad about stupid shit like this.

Cool, zero wait GPS tracked and background checked drivers that work with my company’s corporate account that I don’t need to submit a reimbursement ticket for? No no no, BUT MUH YELLOW 19TH CENTURY CAB?!

LMAO have fun taking the “tourist” route.

Bro I had a major scare last month. TP came back straight blood red. Was like great got the colon C or even hemorrhoids… Nope just crappy low quality TP scraping my gentle, milksoft asshole flesh. Switched back to the nice stuff and nothing but beautiful brown now baby.

Wat

That scene was hilarious and wholesome af. They basically made the “he IS the Messiah!” Meme in the middle of a hard sci-fi movie. And it fucking worked.

Oh I thought he had a month off. Less happy for Jack now.

So VM? Actually makes sense.

Give blod or lif!

Holy shit it’s Max Verstappen

Yeah we really don’t like him. Was super bummed he won.

Wake up. First Chival Royale of the day.