First of all you’re insane, secondly I love you

Rotting somebody’s brain probably isn’t free, that screenshot is the payment.

Ich weiß so viel!! Ich bin nicht dumm!!! (Eines schönes Tag, Freund)

You know what’s funny? I am not German, I don’t even speak German.

Source?

I think I am gonna block him now

What’s the point of mango??? Rot my brain pllss

That’s what I am saying! Everybody’s sulking cuz of bad grades, while I am going “We win these!!!” The gal I am crushing on has been so afraid that she hasn’t even checked…

They make this wrrr sound

I am somehow both…?

Stage 4 gastric cancer!! 🎉🎉🥳

Why don’t you do some work? Go and upload the porn you have seen today, maybe we’ll have a new post record.

I found off brand sanrio multicolor pens (theyre cheap too, only if I wasn’t broke…)

God I see it now, there is a jump button (red circles were helpful???). Does Lemmy send men after you if somebody clicks it?

I understand your cause, you’ve earned my respect.

Why? What compels you to post this?

Could you tell me where you heard it so I can avoid that hellhole? thanks.

“to copulate with” wtf, who made this shit up?? The Brits?

We’ll smash those too

Does it matter? Come along, we will find yours at some point.