So what do we do when smart TVs force us to connect to the Internet, and refuse to work until we do?

This is exhausting. We’re speeding towards a horrible, privacy-less future.

Now I want them to come out with a “Trump Against Humanity” expansion pack.

Me, except for the parts about being focused, calm, and ready for anything that the world throws at me.

Their recommendations are always a bit shit anyway, so I’m not too bothered about this on a personal level.

The Internet used to feel so vast and unpredictable. It was if there was always something genuinely new to discover, if you just stumbled onto it. Now it’s just “Oh shit, I have to sort through a bunch of crappy blogs and memes in the hopes of finding an interesting comment.”

My Cousin Vinny

Excellent! Chucky’s my favourite player. Can’t wait to check out his games!

The major software companies will decide your fate.

I’m quite fond of my Agptek player. Add in a micro SD card to get an extra 256 GB, and I’m all set.