Make the fatties angry, they can’t catch you

It’s that way right where I’m pointing

I think all crustaceans piss out their faces.

DENTAL PLAN!

I mean, I talk about posts on lemmy with people I know.

Oh! here’s another contribution to the lemmy federation that my instance is a part of. Be sure to label your posts and comments with the language they’re written in.

I don’t drink alcohol.

But I do play games with my nieces and nephews.

I’m disabled and I can’t work.

Another rip off

Now we’re one step closer to the zombies from I Am Legend

Also, don’t pay for youtube premium if they’re going to serve you ads either way

Brave still allows uBO to work.

Being autistic, I was stupid as a teenager too and didn’t pick up on any signals like those

This is why you get anti-anti-adblock userscripts in tampermonkey inside of your browser and/or the same inside of adguard for windows. Along with an adblocking DNS

Give them an inch and they’ll take 1000 miles. No more money for google, ever.

Yes! Can we go back to exchanging funny memes and cute animal videos with each other again? Please?

I don’t eat any of those. I definitely eat a lot of stuff that’s bad for me, but I’ve been eating less on purpose and walking more with my dog. I’ve lost a lot of weight because of it

Remember kids! Jesus was best friends with a prostitute. This is in fact something God and Jesus would approve of…probably. If she’s the kind of lady who’s down with Jesus and only does stuff with other ladies when a guy is also involved, then I think Jesus and God would be cool with her.

I’m a pretty tall guy, my hands are big

Thank god! Touch screens on the stuff in cars are a huge pain in the ass if you have hands as big as mine and the icons are all tiny

Even though I’m disabled and can’t work, I don’t have the time or the energy to maintain something like that

god damn right!