We all know the best way to film is in the shape of a circle

Nah, we all know the Great Pyramids were part of the “Giza Mass Autism Array” fired during the Finno-Korean Hyperwar. RIP Finnish social skills

Just let me finish up this war in Stellaris- (new, cool situation event chain starts) Ooh, shiny! (Gets flooded with 10 more story notifications about new anomalies and log entries)

(Can literally pause, save and exit WHENEVER I WANT and all recent progress would still be saved)

One of our aircraft carriers would be the world’s 3rd largest air force- and we have 11 of them

Yeah, in those countries if you come out as lgbtq you’re done- and I mean done done.

One of those countries is even being routinely pinkwashed and praised by far-left American queer activists because they think it’s fighting western imperialist capitalist racist sexist homophobic transphobic xenophobic Amerikkka™ police Trump GOP fascists. People from that country have even been interviewed, they don’t want support from such people.

I await the day that catholic priests ACTUALLY grooming (and raping) little boys generates even a small fraction of the outrage from them and Gen Alpha as drag shows or putting pronouns in parentheses. First LGBTQ people all disrespect the US/veterans/etc. (when in reality they wear US flag merch on shorts and tank-tops), now we “run” it so now some of them want to show their patriotism by moving to Russia (which would be awesome, I’d pay for their travel there and maybe we could even swap them for all the gay rights activists Zey have unjustly imprisoned)

Oh yeah, love that guy! Been following his channel pretty much since the invasion began

This is clearly a rhetorical question, OP just wants people to repeat back to them things they already agree with instead of real answers. I may despise Israel’s cruel treatment of West Bank Palestinians as much as the next guy, but at least the prisoners have (albeit only very slightly) better conditions than hostages whose lives could be immediately ended on a whim without due process if it pleases their captors. And many of the hostages aren’t even Israeli. And the prisoners were processed and convicted of a (if trumped-up) crime.

You forgot the secret US-funded gay bar with cameras livestreaming abs and sad-eyed twinks to Onlyfans and then broadcasting it to the minds of every young Russian boy to turn them all gay- claimed to be full of femboys as motivation for orc troops to take the facility.

And Zelensky’s golem-guarded private room for Zoom-calling the crew of the Jewish Space Laser (can only be accessed by lancing his finger and smearing a drop of blood on a DNA sampler to prove he’s one of DA JOOOOOOZ) to order strikes on the Siberian forests to cause the wildfires up there

Everyone knows the real shape of the Earth is a cube

Lol they can’t even make stuff like that yet

First Russia had the second-best army in the world, then the second-best army in Ukraine, and then they’d be the second-best army in Russia

Ah yes, Jack the Ripper. What a brutal way to die, castrated with a knife

So basically… plastics are the new wood? Surface-dwelling sea creatures suffered from ingesting ”microfibers?”

Oh. I thought it meant the war in Gaza (the Bri*ish are also behind Israel-Palestine), I’ve been living under a rock this past week due to midterms

What? This time it’s between the only two ME countries with no oil. But the religious beliefs of many right-wing Americans do require the destruction of the Al-Aqsa Mosque and rebuilding of the Jerusalem temple, and Hamas has some Americans among its hostages…

Edit: Sorry, wrong conflict. Been living under a rock, had no idea about this Venezuela thing

True, it takes 28 days for the moon to orbit us and yet only one of our months is actually 28 days long (and even then it’s 29 if the year’s a multiple of 4). Every other month is either 30 or 31 days long.

Hehe, “is real”

If only Rosalind had found it out this way, instead of all that radiation giving her cancer

Maybe they’re also bickering and arguing about who killed who in the Guejenjdjja-Otoenenjda conflict, taking place in the desert of purple sand, with very geographically-literate Ghdisixoosbdbjzoakan college students obnoxiously cosplaying it in the quads