I had this happen to me once when I was trapped in a whale. Sat down to play hand of poker. Next thing you know 40 years had passed by.
Take a bunch of sheltered early 20th century peasants and tell them they are the best soldiers in the world. Send them off to war with instructions to kill one of two groups of people that look the same, sound the same, dress the same and carry the same weapons. They were never meant to survive.
Not me. That would require initiative on my part.
This one is an edit meant to be more absurd than the original. But there was a YouTube video on how to read Heathcliff and it is about how with each comic you are seeing the middle of a story and the reader needs to create the story before and after the comic to make it all make sense.
Dan is the guy that knows stuff. Jordan is the loud sidekick comic relief.
Alexa, set an eye exam appointment for Worx.
Nuclear power is just steampunk with magic rocks.
I need to know that Dan and Jordan will get access to the desk.
I keep refreshing my pod feed waiting for the next episode.
I am waiting for the next episode to drop. Biggest episode ever.
Looks like meats back on the menu boys!