Knew a guy who wouldn’t wipe his ass because he thought it was gay, he took a shower every time he shat at home and used the sprayer head to blast it off. There were brown flecks on his shower walls. If he had to shit while he was out, he would just marinate in his butt butter until he got home.

I get an excuse to stay indoors.

Touch grass? Can’t, its under 3ft of snow!

Humans be like: “step on me Earth mommy”

I am just a fish

Newfoundland names be like:

Come by Chance

Blow me Down

Conception bay

Dildo

Random naked dance parties are a staple of any MMO

Shit I think I actually have that one

yeah but the regular Vectis is single shot, making it better with charged/prime chamber

man why the fuck do all these ADHD memes have to be so relevant?

ah, makes sense why it wouldn’t take the playlists i exported from youtube then.

switched to freetube yesterday, pretty good so far, though I cant figure how to import my playlists over.

“pulled pork” Seitan is probably my favorite fake meat, its got the right mouthfeel.

Haven’t been too satisfied with Tofu, its ok, but there’s no pretending its not bean cheese.

Puppetborne

In season 4 of Game of Thrones, Arya was telling Sandor how the Mountain’s men killed her friend Lommy.

Sandor grumpily asks “What the fuck is a Lommy?” Which became a little bit of a meme.

“What the fuck is a Lemmy” is a spin off meme of that sort of.

cant wait to see what the seagull will do!

Legit, when I first fought him and he was trying to convince me to join his side, I was like “Heck yeah, ill join him when i meet him”.

Sadly not actually an option, was pretty disappointed.

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war-based hat simulator

or a hat-based war simulator

canned food just at or past the expiry date.

Grew up in a house that had a half dirt basement. House was built on a hillside where the topsoil is pretty thin and excavating out bedrock would have been pretty expensive. I suppose im using ‘dirt’ pretty loosely, most of the actual dirt was scoured away before the foundations were poured, so it was really just bare rock.