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I’m anaspeptic, phrasmotic, even compunctuous to have read such pericombobulation.
Look, you get born, you keep your head down, and then you die. If you’re lucky.
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I’m anaspeptic, phrasmotic, even compunctuous to have read such pericombobulation.
GNU Terry Pratchett
I can still hear the music from this game in my head.
In today’s money? About 17p, or 21 US cents. Shocking, really. I’ve got a club because at that price, why wouldn’t you?
“If you want to respect the rule of law, you’ve got to start from the original lawgiver, which was Moses”
Bollocks, more like.
The earliest known laws are from The Code of Ur-Nammu from Mesopotamia written on tablets around 2100–2050 BCE. If Moses existed, he was probably chiselling away at his tables six or seven hundred years later.
So I demand that these laws replace the 10 Commandments in schools. Who could forget such classics as:
Whereas they ignored everything East of France over here.
Actually, I went to school in Scotland so our teachers also tried to ignore everything south of the border too.
Or a piece an’ Macaroni Pie. Carb in Carb in Carb. I’m sure you could get the pie battered too in the right chip shop.
What? Couldn’t he find a kitten? Weak. Low energy.
Runequest: Oh dear, my left leg’s come off!
Same with visiting almost any website.
Then
Now
Defragged cows. System files cannot be moved.
What makes you think Ug was a neanderthal?
It means Rishi Sunak fucked off from the D-Day memorial to do an interview with ITV and we should let that influence our vote when the general election happens. The suggestion is that he is an unpatriotic coward. He’s a fucking idiot (and so are his team for allowing the clash to happen) but I don’t know that he’s a coward.
I’m guessing it was Wargames.
What else could he play with those tiny hands?
I was thinking more like a jazz trombonist.
Felonious Trump has a nice ring to it.
Bozo the clown?