Thank you etenarl mr skeltal

“Dearest [gentleman/madame], I sincerely wish that thy behind be filled with a solid apparatus in an uncomfortable manner.”

Don’t forget depression, anxiety and thought crime caused by social media addiction

How else are they supposed to tell the entire world they are massive dicks with micro penises?

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And here I was thinking the NG UP! was yet another rick roll

Do you suppose people wouldn’t see the school name if number 3 was picked?

Instead of a typical bulldog, they should’ve tried a bull-dog

So, changing it to Adolf Hitler School for Friendship and Tolerance would be about the same

“There’s no solution” - says the motherfucking fucks responsible for FUCKING UP the shit and ensuring govts DON’T treat them like the criminals they are. “B-b-b-but think of my profits the economy!” - I love how profits for the next quarter are more important than long term survival for them.

Nobody is going after the big oil companies and ordering them to slow the fuck down. Nobody is telling the saudis to fuck off. Thanks to thinking of “the economy”, we’ll be on a very, VERY nasty future. But hey, that diamond studded yacht was worth it!

How about a sequel to Bambi meets Godzilla?

THERE ARE NO LAWS ON THE MOON, BATMAN!

And survived several assassinations attempts by the CIA

Don’t forget all the politics involved in getting funds for your research. Fun times!

I do think that counts. Medieval 2 had both byzantines and turks in almost perfectly opposite colors, purple vs green

See that beak? That downwards pointy thing? It’s meant to crack open tough nuts. You do the math on how much hurt a sharp thing that can crack open some very tough nuts can cause

they bite through wood after all

trim your nails because you don’t wear them down naturally since you live your entire life on padded flannel blankets

Sounds like you know the problem and ain’t fixing it, chief. Leave some thick sticks with them

It’ll fill you with gases

So, is a martini with the olive on top, a preparation rebel/igredient neutral or ingredient purist?

Multi-million by eliminating to the bathroom