Thank you! My comprehension at 3am while my toddler screams because he doesn’t like sleep… Was not at its best

Did I read that story correctly? More than 50% of injured soldiers required 3 or more artificial limbs. And 90% of injured soldiers have returned to combat? That can’t be right!

While I’m happy to hear we are good enough friends to share this kind of misery with, I really wish you wouldn’t. Sometimes NOT sharing is caring.

You’re awful! Coffee is wonderful! You just don’t understand it! I mean regular coffee not cat poop coffee…that’s just weird.

Silly question. When you say America do you mean North, Central or South? All three?

I feel like people approving it would be from Russia, China, and North Korea.

Only the first born. You get to keep the rest.

But there are only 6 cats?

Wait…my knees are pretty garbage. How would you know if your knee fluid had been harvested?

Can confirm. I am a sleepy Dad! I mean I’ve got narcolepsy, so I was always destined to be sleepy Dad.