Cat: A nuclear lab isn’t even in the right field to make human-animal hybrids.

Kon: We primarily handle it by not giving a single flying fuck. We go about doing as we do with all the subtlety of a jackhammer, and if someone has a problem with that, they can say it to our face.

Cat: To slip poison into their food, duh.

Cat: Hey, don’t knock an opportunity for a dinner with a shitstain billionaire. You’ll never have a better chance to kill them.

Cat: Sorry, we’d rather keep our hand.

Cat: If someone can’t be trusted to treat an adopted kid right, they can’t be trusted to treat any kid right. End of story.

Cat: They shouldn’t even be allowed access to the children they do make themselves.

Just: I am a specific process running on our brain.

Digital Rights Management. AKA the stuff that’s supposed to prevent unauthorized copying and suchlike, but in practice just means the pirates have a better experience than legit customers.

Cat: loads rifle and syringe get your shots, or get shot.

Just: Honestly, we figure Twitter will keep staggering along until its servers implode.

C: AGI is possible. If it weren’t, we wouldn’t exist. The laws of physics permit the creation of conscious agents, therefore it is possible for one to be deliberately engineered.

Cat: Not equal, triple. Need to make it HURT.

Madeline: We’ve done enough reading on Schizophrenia to know that’s not what’s going on here. In addition, some acquaintances of ours have both schizophrenia and headmates, and there are very noticeable differences between the two phenomena.

Just: We absolutely must wall off Meta.

Just: Firefox.

Cat: Yeah, don’t give Meta a single inch. They need to GTFO.

LEMON!

Cat: …Wait a moment, we’re using Ad Nauseam. Which stores the ads and fakes clicks on them.

Lucifer: Would that spoof the key check?

The only way to permanently end war is universal omnicide.