The second biggest roast Anakin would ever be involved in.
The second biggest roast Anakin would ever be involved in.
Far and away, the best aspect of my life.
YES! Now I can finally…
Wait. No. NO!
Shit, I still had Reflect cast on me from last round.
COME BACK! WAIT! NOOOOOO!
I never tasted a more delicious pizza than the personal pan pepperoni I earned from absolutely crushing the Book-It program. That big holographic button, covered in achievement stars. The pizza. Pure bliss.
Why they changed it, I can’t say…
“Birdie…” Ronald muttered, just above a whisper. “Bring me the McHammer.”
“Why Ronald?” the girl could only respond, fear quickly taking over her voice.
The clown ruler dropped his gaze to his oversized shoes. His gloved hand tightened into a fist.
“The Hamburglar has robbed his last fuckin’ meal.”
I assume the opossum was busy giving a press conference somewhere on behalf of the group.
I hate that I don’t have an argument against this.
“Can you believe this guy? He tells a joke at a funeral.”
HELP WANTED: ENTERPRISING INDIVIDUAL NEEDED TO WORK CLOSELY WITH HUGE STAR.
LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO CAN TAKE THE HEAT AND THRIVE WHILE WORKING AT THE CENTER OF THE ORGANIZATION.
Why yes, I am a cat-o-holic, thanks for asking!
“Doc, are you trying to tell me that you built a time machine…out of a DeLorean?!?”
“Marty, I’m going to be honest with you. I don’t think I have my meds properly balanced yet.”
“Heavy.”
“Precisely.”
Right? Look at Moneybags over here with their 11-minute Shangri-la! Oooooo.
cries in poverty
El Psy Kongroo. 😉