leaves plastic banana under your bed
You’ll find that, months from now, and you won’t know where it came from, or why it’s there.
leaves plastic banana under your bed
You’ll find that, months from now, and you won’t know where it came from, or why it’s there.
Sprinkle powdered sugar on them. Delicious deep fried jpegs.
They’ll say Aw Topsy, at my autopsy!
Sir, you do not have a worthy username to be saying crazy things on the internet. That’s MY thing! And if anything, you gotta have drugs! Do you know what this world would come to if Danny DeVito ever ran out of cocaine??? He would get all oiled up, and we’d all have to look at his butthole, as Chyrol Crow sang dongs about irony. Because WE were the buttholes all along!
See? THAT’S how it’s done! Now go see my post about why Burger King should start advertising nuts on pornhub.
Studio audience: OOOOOOOO!!!
I’ve NEVER donated to anything besides the Cleveland APL. I STILL get regular texts from people posing as trump asking for donations. I block ghat number, but they have endless numbers. I block all that text me.
No…I generally don’t buy food because life is too expensive. Now you’re expecting me to GIVE money to people??? You’re on crack.
I always read it in Dr Weird’s voice.
“Gentlemen…BEHOLD!!! I have transfered our spirits into these ordinary housecats!!!”
“Errrm…cool I guess. But why?”
“So I can touch your butthole Steve!!! And without vocal chords, HR will never be able to understand your complaints!!! Mwa ha ha ha ha!!!”
My name is…
New rule. Every politician needs a heat signature based gps monitored butt plug inside them at all times.
That way their thumbs are always free.
Can I pick neither? I’m more of a Barqs man.
It doesn’t. Linux doesn’t fix anything…
What about the keyboard?
At age 6, I was born without a face.
You guys are going about this all wrong. All you gotta do is connect your smart tv to the internet. Don’t use pihole. Let your tv communicate exactly how it wants to. Then buy some DVDs of local indy pro wrestling. The kind where women staple each other with staple guns, and smash light tubes over each others heads and bleed profusely.
Now…why would you do this? Because advertisers HATE advertising with pro wrestling. They also have nothing TO advertise for women with bloody faces, and broken noses.
Let THAT data get back to them. Who’s going to advertise to the guy who watches pro-wrestling from a high school gym where women leave pools of blood on the ground??? If everyone did this, for 10 hours a day, advertisers would deem the American market not worth the money to advertise to.
I have one that you may not like, but fits your description.
I don’t know what wordpress is, so I would suggest just not bothering at all with whatever that is. Maybe use wordpad.
Man wants to watch some kinky shit.
I still say it should be legal to carry a bottle of lemon juice, and a tiny squirt gun. They start singing, with their mouth wide open, singing horribly, that when you squirt them. Right in the eyes.
He’s not going to die of stickyness, and you don’t even know if he’s an organ donor!
How hard are you throwing these babies???