I don’t think I look that different without makeup, sometimes people just ask if I didn’t sleep well last night if I don’t.

For the vast majority of women, that’s probably true, but you only need to look up makeup tutorials on YouTube to see that some women take it to a whole other level where they end up looking almost unrecognizable by the time they’re done.

How did you get this past the prompt filter, I always ended up getting blocked.

Same for “macaroni and sleaze”.

Hahaha very clever. Happy cake day!

This is for you:

Clearly Katie has never heard of OnlyFans…

I’m very sorry about that, but I obviously didn’t know that.

Maybe do a spaghetti cake instead? Got some good results for that.

That’s not wrong.

I don’t think so. If someone made this for me I would certainly at least try it.

This user mac 'n cheesecakes.

You could just put plain cooked macaroni (without cheese sauce) on top of a cheesecake and it would still technically be a Mac 'n Cheesecake. You can even leave the salt out, or cook the pasta in milk and sweeten it with sugar or honey (yes, that’s a thing!).

Username checks out

IDK but I didn’t censor it, it was already like this when I found it.

My guess is that 95% of the reason they have it is just to impress their other rich friends

Well, if you’re gonna be like that I don’t want to talk to you anyways.

I’ve seen that movie… Keanu Reeves was in it.

Yes. It’s a great way to pasta time.

Queen

There goes my dream of being self sufficient. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

I hope you’re happy.

!2meirl4meirl@lemmy.world

I know, right? I was just playing around with some ideas but this was far too adorable not to share.