As a caveat to what has been stated by others, if you’re a bladesinger wizard, the Extra Attack there does allow for it to be used with Extra Attack since Bladesinger allows one of the attacks to be replaced with a cantrip cast.

Try setting up a bat file that starts at launch that will at some interval play the audio track of Shrek 2 through some form of media player(preferably one that can be opened in the tray to delay people figuring out what is happening).