Yes, it’s OK to leave a hot dog in a car. Hot dogs are best when served warm. The searing interior of your car will make it feel right at home.
Yes, it’s OK to leave a hot dog in a car. Hot dogs are best when served warm. The searing interior of your car will make it feel right at home.
Somebody grab the Neosporin, we got a sick burn over here!
Biden drew up this storm path on a map…WITH A SHARPIE
That’s the spirit!
Instructions unclear. Tried to do a 180 degree turn at 80 mph. Trip was much shorter than expected.
The nice thing about being a pessimist is that you are always either right, or pleasantly surprised.
Take a look Kre-Alkalyn Efx. It’s a little different than the monohydrate, don’t need as much and don’t need to load/cycle. It works better for me.
Elon, sometime soon: “I’ve got a great idea! We’re renaming Tesla to ‘E’! Let’s go, bros!”
Soapscotch?
Please, how do I unsubscribe from this program/station/network/reality?
I was trying to think how this could be enforced. It actually makes sense when you frame it this way, didn’t think about the parent side. “Sorry Karen, that’s the law! Your kid week get her phone back in a week!”
Many years ago I found a pasta recipe called “death by garlic”. It’s the only time I’ve cooked something and though, “ok, this is a good amount of garlic!”.
October 2025 me: what the hell, why didn’t anyone tell me about this before!?!
If I had to guess, I’d say the team that scores the most points will win.
Someone recently told me they bought a “vintage truck”. I asked them what year the truck was made, expecting something from the 60’s or so…but apparently 1985 is vintage now. 😟
That’s a solid platform,! Where do I send campaign donations?
Ah, I see you have studied and understand the complexities of corporate finance. Well done, let’s give our CEO a 2,000% raise to celebrate!
-Corporate board somewhere, probably
Every ride is a surprise, that’s why we love* the MTA!
*hate