Nooooo, because shame and insults are clearly the best ways to get people to switch over to your ideology. /s

Can’t we just fill the libraries with more books about weapons to increase the funding? 🤔

I’m from the Midwest and never had Costco food before. Tbh, it’d probably kill me too, lol.

Lol!

No.

Are you feeling it NOW Mr. Krabs?

This is why I always give the full treat, it saves the hassle and I can sleep at night.

4 quarters

MWCL

That’s Woody Allen and he either married or is in a romantic relationship with his daughter.

Surely, you will not regret drinking 15 glasses of orange juice.

I should probably just make this my phone’s home background as a constant reminder.

Let the poop dry on your butthole and then brush it off like your ancestors did for millennia.

Reading this on my Apple Watch, while riding my Hoverboard, watching Bio-Dome in the background, and eating a wet-ass Arby’s sandwich I smashed into a quesadilla in my Quesadilla Maker… I can’t wait until it rockets through my intestines so I can use my Dude Wipes! 😎

Yeah, I’m getting a lot of projection there.

I hope you find a better way forward, clearly we can’t help one another.

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