He’s such an egomaniac that reproducing is a kink for him. Imagine being one of those kids and knowing your dad gets off at your very existence while him also caring so little about you other than your genes

I know the article claims he out-ran it, but I’m not so sure he actually has…

Eh, if the government fucks up then it has to pay, the taxpayers should pressure the government to not fuck up again if they don’t like having to pay for making people whole

I’m getting “Johanna from Hilda moving from Trollberg to an actual big city”

All the major car companies can weather the storm of this ban until it gets overturned. So I’m lowkey down for the chaos of Musk getting his face eaten by his favorite face eating leopard for a few months

Great, the one time we needed Boeing’s world renowned quality control

Cheese Stick ain’t a terrible name tho

Ugly truth is that new people don’t have the job security to just not come int the office despite being told to. I’m guilty of this.

I’ve been at my job for over 4 years as a senior level engineer. They’ve tried to tell me to come into the office so many times but all of us collectively go “nah”. I go in for about 4 hours a week even tho they expect me to be in like 2 or 3 days a week.

It’s kind of like drug tests. The company has policies cause they need to be compliant with federal laws but they know they’d lose people who can’t be readily replaced if they ever actually did tests. They can’t afford to shake that tree

It’s like an art history class

Ladies, Gentlemen, and Enbies, I present to you the most moral army in the world.

I think it’s more like getting in a wreck while drunk driving where the problem isn’t that you crashed

Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree!

What colour is English?

This is why you need antioxidants, otherwise the iron in your blood with turn to rust! And that’s a rock fact

If it actually drives, I’d pay a few hundred just for the fun of making cyber truck shitposts

It’s not fair of you to expect our cops to be compitent! It’s against their nature

Ngl, the textured glass option sings a siren song for me but scared to know how much that costs on the 13”

Ravers want just one thing and it makes me sick

They have a few options of what to do while treating workers fairly, even under the framework of capitalism

• raise wages until workers are willing to work the nightshift permanently
• raise prices till demand matches the output you are able to achieve while treating your workers fairly
• increase production throughput by opening additional lines so supply you output matches demand
• bring democracy into the workplace and let the workers decide if they want to work rotating shifts so the company can save money

Fucking over your workers isn’t an acceptable option. As a society, we can’t accept people’s lives being made worse in the name of saving money.

The dude defending this practice seems like the kind of guy that argues that minimum wage is bad because some business would go out of business.

Businesses that can’t function ethically shouldn’t stay in business. I don’t have much empathy for the business tyrants who punch with one hand while begging with the other